Chloe Soetaert’s “Sad Girl Breakfasts” covers some of the best and worst things they eat on the regular. From egg toast to “stale granola eaten out of (their) hand like one might feed a horse”, each meal is ranked out of five on both sadness and difficulty. There is usually an inverse relation between the two: the sadder the meal, the easier it is to concoct (“plain peanut butter eaten off a dirty spoon because doing the dishes is hard” and sleeping through your alarm and missing breakfast altogether are both 5/5 on the sadness scale, 0/5 difficulty). The zine is visually striking — classic, bold black and white collage with an illustrated cover — and if you’ve ever considered yourself a sad girl, you’ll dig it, relate to it, and probably find it as bleakly funny as I did.